Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Strawberry Chiffon Buttercream Cake

I spent this past weekend at Sebago Lake up in Maine for my friend's birthday.   In addition to the abundance of dogs I got to play with, I also started a new book and got some open water swimming in :)   What made the weekend, however, were the friends I got to spend it with!   Between sparklers, taboo, grilling, and some shenanigans, the weekend was over all too quickly.


While there's no topping last year's cake, this year I embraced summer and chose Jen's Strawberry Chiffon Buttercream Cake.   Strawberry puree-studded chiffon cake, layered with Grand Marnier and strawberry puree, topped off with a silky, not-too-sweet strawberry swiss meringue buttercream frosting...


The frosting came together two nights before the trip, and the cakes baked the night before.   Everything traveled safely and assembly went pretty smoothly even after a couple of drinks ;)   A makeshift piping bag (aka ziploc bag) even allowed me to do a little decorating!


Wow.  There was some deliberation as to how it compared to the chocolate-peanut butter delight that was last year's cake, but I think we decided they are different categories, and both are amazing.   It was certainly a winner, and I'm already looking for another occasion to make it!!


I followed the recipe exactly, with the exception of the cake flour I didn't have.   Instead of the 14.5oz cake flour,  I used 2oz cornstarch (6T) and 12.5oz white whole wheat flour, sifting it twice before proceeding with the recipe.    While I haven't tried the original, my swap seemed to work out just fine!

Happy Birthday Rebecca!!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down



The bow-tie is unfairly characterized as the neckware of fools and dandies, a misreading of the fashion in my opinion.

The men who affect the bow-tie are trying to look different, trying too hard because the bow-tie is a cliché that says "I'm trying to look different." They're obviously attempting to stand out, and everyone knows it...except the wearer, which confirms them as terminally un-hip.

If only the bow-tie was associated with restraint sex. From personal experience, regular neckties make perfect tools with which to tie a woman to the bed, or to restrain her arms or legs, or even to blindfold her. But bowties are a more perfect length, and you can always wear them the next day and keep the scent close to your nose.


Bottoms Up, Dominators!



Bow-tie sweater from here [link]

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Strawberry Frozen Yogurt w/Balsamic Cream

One of my favorite parts of my trip to Italy was the bike ride through Chianti, which I took with Tuscany Bike Tours.  I met up with Andy and Keith in Florence, where the rest of the group had already started to assemble.  Once everyone had arrived, we hopped in a van to our destination, Castello di Poppiano.


We got a tour of the castle and were able to taste some of the wine and olive oil produced by the estate.  Then we were off!  (After getting bikes, helmets, watter bottels and a quick safety lesson, of course ;))  The views were incredible, I kept slowing down to stare off into the country side!



The ride started off with alot of downhill before it settled into some flat/gently rolling roads.  We stopped for lunch to fill up with some pasta, and then it was off towards the big climb.  I didn't think to take a picture at the bottom, but imagine a road winding up the side of a pretty big hill with a 17% grade at the top.   Don't worry, there was van support for those who needed some support.  But you better believe I wasn't getting in that van ;)



Before I knew it, the ride was over and we were back in Florence.   If you're ever in Florence, I would totally recommend these guys!!  They've got a great sense of humor and make for a fun ride through some absolutely amazing countryside :)

Another Florence tip:  Mercato Centrale!  I was so overwhelmed I didn't even take any pictures.  It reminded me of Reading Terminal in Philly, and I was in heaven.   Unfortunately I didn't have too much time there due to the rest of the days' adventures, but I did manage to score some goodies to bring home.  One of those was some Crema di Balsamico, or balsamic cream, which is (I think) simply reduced balsamic vinegar.   When I picked up some native strawberries at Marshall's Fenway Farmstand I knew exactly what I was going to do...  strawberry frozen yogurt topped with crema di balsamico!   I was too impatient to get a good picture, so I apologize.  Take that as a good thing, though, I couldn't get enough of the balsamic-strawberry combination!!  I'll just make it again so I can replace the picture ;)



Strawberry Frozen Yogurt with Balsamic Cream
adapted from Baking Bites

1lb fresh strawberries
2/3c evaporated cane juice
2oz vodka (optional, but you won't taste it at all)
500g tub of 2% greek yogurt
2 lg egg whites, RT
1/2t cream of tarter
balsamic cream, or reduced balsamic vinegar

Wash and stem berries, then roughly chop or slice them.  Add sugar and vodka, mash, and let mixture sit for 10min or so (longer won't hurt them).

Whisk yogurt into strawberry mixture.  In a stand mixer (or medium bowl with a hand mixer), beat egg whites and cream of tarter until they form soft peaks.  Fold into strawberry-yogurt mix.  Freeze mixture according to your ice cream makers' directions. 

After churning, you can either dig in right away or let it harden up a bit more in the freezer.  Serve topped with a generous drizzle of balsamic cream and enjoy!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Friday Fluffer - Happy Ending


Sentimentalist that he is, the penis enjoys a happy ending.

As with much involving dicks, technique is important, not least when raising the delicate subject of a happy ending with one's massage therapist. Here's how not to do it:

"...Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session ...describing...the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite."

Full article from the Smoking Gun.[link]<------SFW worth reading.

The picture of a naked, corpulent Al Gore as a crazed sex poodle gives happy endings a bad name. No wonder Tipper wants out.



Bottoms Up, Happy Enders!


wombat@kissnblog.com

Pic from here.[link]

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

La Petite Mort



There's a part of me that envies the complexity of the female. I have way fewer moving parts than a woman, and some days - like today - I wonder if being a chick would stave off the boredom.

The reason any given woman will suffer less from boredom than any given man is because you have more mental rooms in which to play. You can take your emotions out for a spin and see what happens. There are always your sisters with whom to share. And if you're in the mood, you can always unbridle your sexy side for some fun.

The sisterhood is really important, because y'all are way more social animals than men. That means there's always someone at the end of your street or the end of your cellphone who might have something to say that will alleviate a dull day. At the very least, she'll call you "Sweetie" and "feel bad" for you. Women empathize.

Maybe life really is more dramatic for babes. Male orgasm (I imagine, backed up by porn) is a pretty standard thing. But female O is Shakespearean. (Irony of a using a playwright and actor noted.) Memories of ex-g/f Os are some of my favourite mental images, especially the near-death-like Petite Mort kind.

I like the Urban Dictionary's definition:

The little death is translation from the French "la petite mort", a popular reference for a sexual orgasm. The term has been broadly expanded to include specific instances of blacking out after orgasm and other supposed spiritual releases that come with orgasm. Speculations to its origin include current connotations of the phrase, including: * Greco-Roman belief that the oversecretion of bodily fluids would "dry out" one of the believed four humours, leading to death.


Seems I'm not the only one who enjoys the memory of climax past:

This is quite the discovery [link]<-----Interesting Link SFW


Bottoms Up, Climaxers!




Pic from here {link}

A Little Bit of Curry Goes a Long Way

Nothing is more satisfying than farmers' market fresh vegetables. Usually I'm completely happy relying on olive oil, sea salt, and pepper when I saute, grill, or roast the great bounty of summer vegetables.

Do carrots, broccoli, asparagus, fennel, peas, string beans, tomatoes, squash, and potatoes really need elaborate sauces to bring out their flavors?

The Italians get it right, in my opinion. Buy the best ingredients and get out of the way.

And yet, there are times when a little more spice or a variety of flavors is needed to reinvigorate the palate. A few drops of fresh citrus juice, a dusting of cayenne, a sprig of fresh rosemary, or a drizzle of nam pla can transform the familiar into the exciting.

Authentic Indian curries are complex combinations of a dozen spices and herbs. An easy-to-make version for every day use can be made with a packaged curry powder or pulled together with five basic elements: fresh garlic, turmeric, cumin, coriander, and coconut milk.  

Keep the curry vegetarian if you want or add poultry, seafood, or meat.  The choice is yours.  Since my wife doesn't eat poultry or meat, but I do, I start with vegetables and spices to build the flavors, make her portion, then add meat for mine.  That way we're both happy.

The best part is that an affordable and delicious meal can be prepared in 30 minutes or less.

Basic Curry

Use whatever fresh vegetables you enjoy. For stock, homemade is best, as much for flavor as for avoiding excess salt.  It's easy enough to make chicken or vegetable stock and freeze it.

A side note: with the vegetable peelings, make a stock by putting them into a pot with 4 cups water, simmer 30 minutes, run through a food mill, and collect the liquid and solids to use for the curry or freeze to use when needed.

Find an organic coconut milk that doesn't use chemical preservatives.  Freeze what you don't use for later use.

Yield: 4 servings

Time: 30 minutes

Ingredients

1 onion, peeled, roughly chopped
2 garlic cloves, peeled, finely chopped
1 cup Italian parsley, washed, finely chopped, leaves only
4 carrots, washed, peeled, cut into thick rounds
1 large Yukon gold potato, washed, peeled, roughly chopped
1 head of broccoli, washed, florets cut into bite sized pieces, stems peeled and chopped
2 cups mushrooms, brown or shiitake, washed, thin sliced
1 corn on the cob, husk and silk removed, washed, kernels removed
1 teaspoon turmeric
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 teaspoon cumin
1 cup coconut milk
2 cups liquid, water or stock
2 tablespoons olive oil
Sea salt and pepper

Method

In a large saucepan, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil and saute the vegetables until lightly browned.  Remove.  Add the other tablespoon of olive oil and saute the garlic and spices until lightly browned.  Return the vegetables to the pan and toss well.

Pour in the liquid (water or stock) and coconut milk.  Stir well to deglaze the pan and combine the flavors.  Simmer on a medium-high heat for 15 minutes.  Taste and adjust seasoning with sea salt and pepper.

Serve with rice, pasta, or steamed spinach.

Curry with Sausage and Chicken

Including meat in the dish adds only 5 minutes to the preparation time.  Leftover meat can also be put to good use here.

Yield: 4 servings

Time: 35 minutes

Ingredients

2 Italian sausages, cut into rounds or bite sized pieces
1 chicken breast, cooked, cut into bite sized pieces
1 onion, peeled, roughly chopped
2 garlic cloves, peeled, finely chopped
1 cup Italian parsley, washed, finely chopped, leaves only
4 carrots, washed, peeled, cut into thick rounds
1 large Yukon gold potato, washed, peeled, roughly chopped
1 head of broccoli, washed, florets cut into bite sized pieces, stems peeled and chopped
2 cups mushrooms, brown or shiitake, washed, thin sliced
1 teaspoon turmeric
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 teaspoon cumin
1 cup coconut milk
2 cups liquid, water or stock
2 tablespoons olive oil
Sea salt and pepper

Method

In a large saucepan, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil and saute the sausage and chicken until lightly browned.  Remove.  

In the same pan saute the vegetables until lightly browned.  Remove.  Add the other tablespoon of olive oil and saute the garlic and spices until lightly browned.  Return the meat and vegetables to the pan and toss well.

Pour in the liquid (water or stock) and coconut milk. Stir well to deglaze the pan and combine the flavors. Simmer on a medium-high heat for 15 minutes.  Taste and adjust seasoning with sea salt and pepper.

Serve with rice, pasta, or steamed spinach.

Variations

Add one large ripe tomato, washed, roughly chopped

Add 1/4 teaspoon cayenne for heat

Add tofu cut into bite sized pieces

Add 1 package of spinach, washed, keep leaves whole but finely chop the stems after you add the liquid

Add 1 pound raw shrimp, washed, shelled, deveined in the last 5 minutes of cooking

Add 3 cups fresh clams or mussels, washed, with the stock and coconut milk

Add to the vegetable saute 2 cups roughly chopped green or red cabbage

Add to the vegetable saute 2 Japanese eggplants, washed, stems removed, roughly chopped

Add to the vegetable saute 1 cup raw cashews

Add to the vegetable saute 1 tablespoon ginger, peeled, finely minced

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Open Faced Quesadillas

Traditionally quesadillas are a simple combination of a warm tortilla folded over hot melted cheese. When our kids were young, they made an easy to make after-school snack. By adding toppings the quesadilla turns into a fiesta of flavors. Since the quesadilla cooks quickly in a trying pan, the toppings should be pre-cooked, much the same way they are on pizzas.

Besides being easy and quick to make, quesadillas are also a great way to use left-overs. Roast chicken, steak, fish fillets, and grilled vegetables work well under a thin layer of melted cheese.

By only using one side of the quesadilla, you save on calories and improve the flavor.

Open Faced Quesadillas

The basic quesadilla is a toasted tortilla topped with melted cheese, with hot sauce or salsa added for flavor.  Kids love them, so do adults.

Yield: 4 servings
Time: 5 minutes

Ingredients

4 tortillas, corn or flour
1/4 pound cheese, cheddar, muenster, jack
2 scallions, washed, ends removed, finely chopped (optional)

Method

Heat a frying pan or griddle on a medium-high flame. Cut each tortilla into quarters. Put each piece on the griddle, topped with thin slices of cheese. Cover with a piece of aluminum foil or a lid for 5 minutes.

Remove, sprinkle with chopped scallions (optional), and serve with hot sauce or salsa.

Quesadillas with Toppings

We've tried Italian sausage rounds, grilled vegetables (carrots, broccoli, and corn), shredded roast chicken, grilled sliced shrimp, thin slices of tomato, thin slices of steak... Just about any cooked meat or vegetable could be put on a quesadilla.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Pasta!

Over 3 hours of swimming, 28 miles of cycling and 8 miles of running in less than 48 hours made an amazing training weekend on Cape Cod!   Needless to say that didn't leave any time for cooking!  Instead I'll share some photos from the pasta class I took in Florence.   Carbohydrates are the body's primary energy source, so it's not that random ;)


When we arrived at the kitchen, flour, eggs and water were measured out for us to begin.  We got started quickly, as we were preparing 3 different pastas with 3 sauces in 3 hours!

First came the egg pasta, then another made with water.  After thorough mixing, our dough was set to rest and we got started on the accompaniments!  Our group was in charge of the filing for the ravioli-- roasted eggplant and ricotta, yum!


Time to roll out!  Determining the correct texture for the pasta was definitely the trickiest part, and will take the most practice at home.  Luckily the instructor was there to help and kept checking in on us as we took turns rolling it out with rolling pins and a hand-cranked pasta roller.


From the sheets of egg pasta we rolled out, we made fettucine and ravioli.  We used the pasta machine to cut the fettucine, while the ravioli were prepared and cut by hand.


The water-based dough was used to make orecchiette, one of my favorite shapes!  I tried to get a photo of how this was made, but the instructors' hands moved too quickly!  After a little practice I managed to get the hang of the technique used to make these little ears :)


Time for lunch couldn't come soon enough, and luckily fresh pasta cooks fast!  Our eggplant-ricotta ravioli was served with a butter sage sauce, the fettucine with a ragu, and the orecchiette with a fresh tomato-basil sauce.


Everything was absolutely delicious, and it was easy to keep eating!  Recipes and tips will come when I make it myself.  The class was a little rushed for 3 hours, but we learned lots of great tidbits of information from our enthusiastic instructor!


Have you ever made fresh pasta?  Do you have a favorite shape?

Allow Yourself Pleasure


"Most women need permission to express themselves sexually and allow themselves pleasure."*

I sense an element of truth in this statement, and yet raise my eyebrows. 'Permission' implies someone has the authority allowing each individual female release. Is is possible that women themselves deny that permission? Do women stop their own natural behaviour? Why?

This kind of self flagellation is foreign to guys. We routinely deny ourselves expression from the other end of that spectrum - controlling our impulses civilizes us. This, too, can be overdone, leading to male sexual introversion.

Perhaps we could meet in the middle. Ladies, give yourself permission. Men, go meet the women.




Bottoms Up, Permit Holders!



Pic from here [link]

*Quote from a quote from "Release the Seductress Within" by Laurie Sue Brockway.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Kiss Types



Reward offered.



Bottoms Up, Snoggers!



Click on Wombatgram for larger image.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Prisoner of X


Prisoner of X: Twenty-Two Years in the Hole at Hustler Magazine, by Allan MacDonnell.

ISBN: 1-932595-13-9

Right here, I shall make the case that a book cover can determine its commercial success. It's not true all the time, but this is the latest in a line of books in which the quality of writing, the way the book feels, is so much better than the cover suggests.

I'm disappointed on behalf of the author, Mr MacDonnell, because his book is worth the money and the time. The subject matter won't be to everyone's taste, but if you can get over the background, the foreground of his description of life working at a porn magazine makes for good reading. An undertone (and, now I think about it, an overtone) of snark inhabits Mr MacDonnell's writing, but he's equally snarky about himself as all those around him in Larry Flynt's business empire.

For the unfamiliar, Larry Flynt is the publisher of Hustler, the apogee of skin-mags. His empire (Larry Flynt Publications) is a grab-bag of flesh-driven enterprises that made him a centi-millionaire. "Prisoner of X" is an insider's story, a tell-all of the ridiculous ways men like Larry Flynt make a fortune despite themselves.

Do I sound envious? Well, kinda. I was a fan of Hustler in its heyday, the 80s. Then it was the dirtiest of the big three news-stand-type mags, considerably to the south of Playboy and less air-brushed than Penthouse. (That's a figurative concept, less airbrushed, not a literal one, because...well, you know, they all do it.) A subscription to Hustler said: He'll Do Anything. Subscription to Penthouse said: He'll Do Anything (mostly). And a subscription to Playboy said: He'll lick your tits.)

Larry Flynt started in Lakeville, Kentucky and ended up in Los Angeles, California. That's the architecture of success in America, or was, until recently. Our protagonist, Mr MacDonell, started in LA, first as a copy-editor on Hustler, so his story's different from that of his boss. The concept of a copy-editor at Hustler is mildly disconcerting, like the idea of quality control in China. Nevertheless, such jobs exist, which makes my Hustler subscription vaguely mainstream.

So the take-down is that Mr Mac starts at the bottom (ahem) at Hustler, and ends up at the top, the executive editor. In the intervening period his personal and buff life make for a good if not great book.

If only he'd insisted on better cover art-work, this thing might have been a best seller.


Bottoms Up, Airbrushers!




Also published here [link]

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Friday Fluffer - Talk Dirty To Me


Talking dirty is another of those bonking skills that improves with practice. Some are better at filth-chat than others, so here are two videos to help. (The first one won't allow embedding, but it's worth the visit to YouTube.)

Both safe for work.


It's not what you say, it's how you say it. [link]<------Amusing video.









Bottoms Up, Trash-Talking Sluts!




Foul mouthed woman from here [link]

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Can we leave the light on?


Laughable.

Can we leave the light on?

Well, yeah, otherwise how will I be able to see what I'm doing?





Bottoms Up, Ninjas!



Ronin thanks to [link]

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Eating in Italy

Pastries, pizza, pasta...  Italians sure love their carbs!   With such great fresh pasta I'm not complaining though!



Luckily they also love their gelato :)  I had lots of it, most of the time sticking to my favorite flavors (pistachio, yogurt and coconut).  I was never disappointed!



I also did my best to try the local specialties as I traveled...

Sfogliatelle in Napoli



Pesto and focaccia in Cinque Terre


Ribollita in Firenze

fresh fish along the coast

 Ricciarelli, panforte margherita and a pine nut torte in Siena

the obligatory (and delicious) tomatoes

... and undocumented wild boar, salami, prosciutto, buffalo mozzarella and pecorino tuscano.  I never thought much about pecorino until I tried the tuscan variety- if you're a cheese lover definitely give this a try!!  I don't think I've ever tried buffalo mozzarella as good as I had in Napoli, either, but now I'll be on a mission to find out if I can :)

I'll end this post with the most amazing wedding cake I have ever had.  Hands down.  Millefoglie (thousand layer cake) with chantily cream and flecks of bitter chocolate.  I went back for seconds and even contemplated scrounging off of others plates for a bit more, but decided I'd have to figure out how it was made instead!  Stay tuned ;)


With that, I'm off to dream about the cake and try to get back on Boston time!

What's the most surprising thing you've tried on vacation??

Monday, June 14, 2010

Why can't I save her?


I note a thread in my dating history that I guess some others know too. It's the state of mind that says:

There's a girl I think needs help. I can save her.

It's a foolish way of thinking, but for a long time I couldn't quantify why it doesn't work. Experience taught me that people change only when they want to; the impetus for doing so must come wholly from within. Knowing that someone would benefit from help is different from them deciding to change.

The decision process I figured out is to never commit to someone more than they commit to themselves.

This is one more of those life lessons that would have been handy to learn by instruction rather than repeated mistakes.




Bottoms Up, Lifesavers!





Photo courtesy of the Ocean City Sentinel. [link]

Edited for clarity.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Vice and Virtue


The Roman Catholic Church recognizes that the seven deadly sins correspond inversely to seven virtues. Inversely isn't quite the right word, but it's close.




Bottoms Up, Sinners!

Friday, June 11, 2010

While I'm Away...

I meant to have another recipe to post for you while I was away...  but there were some epic fails in my kitchen before I left.  It was so bad I threw out food.  And I hate to waste food.   On a happier note, I figured I'd show you some of the newest things in my life.


A bit cryptic, but can you tell it's a Vitamix?   It was fate that had me at Costco the day that they were doing a demonstration...  and were selling it at a significant savings from their online price.   I told the sales rep that he had an awesome job.  Having a wife and kids, he disagreed.  Instead of offering to switch places, I broke down and bought my own.   I think I have used it every day since I got it, sometimes twice a day.   I absolutely love it :)  With the warmer weather we've had, all I've been craving is smoothies!!  I'm loving the addition of cucumber to green smoothies, makes it just a bit more refreshing.   Mango, pineapple and a little bit of honey and crystallized ginger was another standout. 

Do you have a favorite smoothie combination?


Another tough one to guess if you haven't heard me gush about it ;)  New dressers!!   My dad is making me a bedroom set for me and recently delivered the dressers.   Just adding to the many ways that he is amazing, I am thrilled to have  pieces of furniture he made for me.   And to think, this is just his hobby!   Love all the space!!


Don't forget to enter my egg-cellent giveaway!   I'll be back soon (I hope) with a recap of my trip!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Friday Fluffer - Kiss the Wombat


Today's Fluffer is for you nature lovers.






Bottoms Up, Marsupials!





Sweet kiss from here. [link]

I am not associated with Kiss the Wombat in any way. Who owns that site is a mystery to me, buy it's incumbent upon me to promote something so worthy.

Women on Top


The Masculine Movement's struggle runs up against the Pussy Ceiling in many fields. Men still represent a tiny minority of strippers, for example, or witness the inequality of sexual distribution in Public Relations jobs - 70% of practitioners there are female.

Matters are clear when it comes to college undergraduates in the United States too. The majority of students in post-secondary institutions are female - 57/43 - which reminds me it's high time to dust off my application for that Masters in Creative Writing and Beer. I like those odds. Perhaps that fact alone, the paucity of guys in higher education, speaks to the failure of the Masculine Movement. What we need is an inspirational figure, in the same way that the Feminists have Gloria Steinem or Germaine Greer.

Suggestions welcome.

Men are hopeless and becoming more so in many fields, but especially in sleeping their way to the top. It's a somewhat dated concept now, the idea that promotion or corporate advancement can be had by shagging your supervisor. More important is that with more women in authority, the opportunity for men to redress this imbalance improves every day.

Now, ma'am. May we talk about my raise?





Bottoms Up, Ladder Climbers!



Blackchickonabike supplied the pic. [link]

Monday, June 7, 2010

What Do Men Say?


Unusually, I'm about to recommend another websiteslashblog.[link] I have no clue who the people are, but I see there's talent among the production and editorial staff and (guessing) money backing them too.

The premise is one I like and try to put into practice here @ KnB, namely the idea that women want to hear what men think about, and about them. My efforts are miserable, but the following interview is worthwhile.

It helps that Miss Schell, the interviewer, does a bang-up job of not verbally obstructing the guys.

It's worth a look, safe for work, and nicely amiable.





Bottoms Up, Inquisitors!

RubixGirl from here. [link]