You're such a dirty bitch.
God you're so wet, I love it.
Oooh, yeah, that feels great.
Your pussy feels so tight.
Mmmmm, I could do this forever.
Guess what we're doing here? Yes, I'm talking during sex, and now that it's written down, it's kinda lame - unimaginative, even. But when I start thinking about improving my sex-talk repertoire, the right words elude me.
My working theory is this: If a woman is sharing her mind and body with me in heavenly congress, she wants me to be as close to her ideal lover as possible. I guess women have the two extremes of men in mind - the worst possible and the best. The worst kind of lover sticks it in, wiggles it around for a bit, ejaculates and remains silent throughout. (Although under some circumstances I can see some women wanting precisely that. Tricky creatures.)
The ideal lover is skilled at making her feel beautiful and sexy; understands just how to help her mind and body stay horny; exerts the right amount of authority; talks eloquently and sexily; and fucks her long and often.
Frankly, that doesn't seem like such a big ask, especially in a loving marriage or committed LTR. Still, the right kind of talking during sex looks to be the most elusive element. From personal experience, men should avoid:
~ laughter. Women seem to take this personally, rather than as an expression of joy.
~ filth-talk if she's not in the mood. Best to discuss this beforehand.
~ comparison to other women, even if positively. Duh.
~ explicit functional chat if she's not prepared for it. Body parts have distinctly unsexy names.
~ anything that makes her feel self-conscious. Until she's comfortable with admiring honesty.
That's a start. As with much surrounding sexual preferences, it's best discussed away from the heat of the moment. Start when fully-clothed, and over dinner, ask:
Darling, when we're making love, do you like it when I tell you how hot you are in Latin?
With luck you'll be able to capitalize on the feeling and try your sex-talk immediately. Practice makes perfect.
Bottoms Up, Woman-Whisperers.
