An awkward few seconds lurk in the space between knowing she's ready and crossing the moat. The preparatory work is done, according to the following checklist:
A. Girl nearby.
B. Aroused girl nearby.
C. At least partially naked girl nearby.
(Note: These first three points might be the same girl, or three, YMMV.)
D. Boner. (Your own.)
E. Condom.
Okay, now to connect your erect penis with the willing pussy. Time to bust out the condom.
Quickly now, the clock's running.
Another checklist:
A. Locate condom.
B. Tear open condom packet.
C. Retrieve that sucker from the packet.
D. Make sure you avoid the inside-out error.
E. Roll condom on penis.
F. Fully unfurl said prophylactic.
G. Insert properly outfitted manhood into luscious love trench.
What's the timing on that? Should we say between ten and thirty seconds?
We need a name for that gap. My suggestions include:
The Boner Gap.
The Keep it Up Interregnum.
Don't Let me Down, Dude, Gap.
Say Flaccid and I'll Kill You Gap.
The Why Hasn't Condom Packaging Improved in 100 Years Gap.
The How Bad Would a Baby Be Anyway? Gap.
Bottoms Up, Condomistas!
Pic of pigtailed aweseomeness from here [link]
Hat-tip to Snaf for the inspiration.
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