The Dating Horizon - Wombatgram #24

The triumph of imagination over reality leads to all sorts of dissatisfaction and grumpiness. Best to figure out what's likely, what's possible, and what that one-night stand will actually lead to.

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Previous efforts. 



Bottoms Up, Simplificators.

Man as Pie - Wombatgram #23

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and who doesn't like pie?


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Bottoms Up, Doughmeisters.

The Dating Distribution Curve - Wombatgram #22

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How to interpret the Dating Distribution Curve:

* Sequential date number shown on x-axis
* Total number of daters shown on y-axis
* Three peaks represent peaks of dating numbers
* Two troughs represent dips in dating numbers
* Successful negotiation of dips becomes progressively more difficult
* After date #10 you're beyond dating and onto some other status

Obviously, most people know by date #2 or #3 if there's a future with this person.

The dips exist to test whether you really should be together. Read more about The Dip here.



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Bottoms  Up, Long Lasters.

The Marriage Spider: Wombatgram #21

Try as you might, there's no killing the Marriage Spider.

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How to choose your wedding limousine service.




Bottoms  Up, Arachnophobes.


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Wombatgram #20 - Relationship Arcs

Naturally, we're all different. Equally, we're all human too. So patterns will emerge despite our best efforts to be different.





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Bottoms Up, Individualists.

Wombatgram #19 - Royal Life-Cycle

The Royal Life-Cycle, which is similar to the way the rest of us go about it.

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Bottoms Up, Monarchists.

Wombatgram #18 - The Dumping Olympics

No reason not to make rejection a form of sport, right?



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Bottoms Up, Athletes.

Wombatgram #17 - Field Guide to the Egotist

In the heat of dating, ego is easily mislabelled. I've seen it called confidence, or arrogance or even a mask for shyness.

The egotistical man is relatively simple to spot.

Of course, I'm assuming you think it's undesirable...and I might be wrong.





Bottoms Up, Super Id.

Wombatgram #16 - Post Valentine's Trophies

Some of us will spend Valentine's with a special person.

Some of us will spend Valentine's alone.

Some of us will spend Valentine's alone to begin with, then find a special person later.

Through all, there is one common denominator.

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Bottoms Up, Valentinas.

New Date Types - Wombatgram #15

Words don't always describe the kind of date your friends want to know ALL about.

Herewith, my suggestions.

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Bottoms Up New Age Daters.

Yin and Yang - Wombatgram #14

Vive la différence, all y'all.


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Bottoms Up Contrasters.

Love, Sex and Intimacy - Wombatgram #13

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Is it possible that the troika of love, sex and intimacy circumscribe our relationship life?

If so, the volume of each element varies with the nature of each relationship, as does the geometry between them.

We'll all be different.




Bottoms Up, Thinkers.

First Date Filtering - Wombatgram #12

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Bottoms Up, Filterers!

Life Curves - Wombatgram #11

Some windows of opportunity are wide open, some are heart-breakingly short.



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Bottoms Up, Lifers.

Imperfect Relationships - Wombatgram #10

Getting it right isn't easy.

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Bottoms Up, Rebounders!

Coffee Dates by Type: Wombatgram # 9

Coffee dates can be good, bad, indifferent or mind-blowing.

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Bottoms Up Caffeinators!

Dating Types

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Bottoms Up, Dating Pool!

Decisions, Decisions

I think this is called chaos...or it might be complexity. Either way.


Bottoms Up, Decisors!

The Dating Matrix

Bottoms Up, Optimists!

Kiss Types

Reward offered.



Bottoms Up, Snoggers!



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