Him: What are you, a leg man, a tit man, an arse man or what?
Me: Oh, I'm a hair man.
Him: A hair man? (Incredulously.)
Me: Yep.
Call it a top down approach. The hair tells you almost everything about a woman you need to know. The rest you can fill in from her shoes and her fingernails.
Note that I wrote "...everything...you need to know..." not "...everything...".
Let's put it this way: Any time or money a dame spends on the right hair-do will be time or money well spent. Men who begrudge this are foolish.
Bottoms Up, French Rollers!
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