The prepared man thinks ahead. On the night of his (hopefully one and only) wedding, he wants to be the best he can, so he searches the internet using the following terms:
wedding night sex
Horrified, he discovers that 52% of couples fail to fuck on their wedding night.
He vows he won't be a part of that majority.
Ten Wedding Night Sex Rules. [link]<-----click br="br" for="for" link="link" sfw.="sfw.">
A few more ideas spring to mind, but I'll keep them for my own night of nuptial bliss. Whenever that might be.
Bottoms Up, Brides!
BTW, here's how to find your wedding limousine.
Beautiful bride photo from here [link]
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