With a couple of hours to spare around noon today, here's what I did.
1. Grabbed my caddy of environmentally friendly cleaning products (which, by the way, I keep close to me at all times.)
2. Collected, from my 'cleaning' drawer, micro-fibre squares, sponges and polishing cloths.
3. Entered the bathroom.
Working from the top down, I cleaned the tiles first, shower and tub. Then on to the vanity, which is probably the easiest part, although faucets can be tricky. Toilet next, making sure to get to all those idiotic curves at the base that those dumb toilet designers create specifically to confound us. Then on to the floor, where you would have found me on hands and knees with an old toothbrush cleaning the grout. Lastly, the mirror, door handles, towel rails and the shelves of the medicine cabinet.
I stood up after about thirty minutes and looked upon my work with pride.
A (woman) friend opined recently that, had it been her bathroom, I could have expected a blowjob at that point. Is this a common reaction, and should I start a high-end cleaning business?
No, that's not my bathroom pictured. [link]
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