Be advised that anything I write about online dating refers to women only. Although you would think that checking out the opposition [read: other guys hawking their fork] a smart strategy, doing so is beyond me. Comfort with one's sexuality is one thing - deliberately investigating dudes is quite another.
Can't. Tell. Internet. I. Want. To. Look. At. Men.
So I rely on you, dear reader, to tell stories of male profile quirks.
Spectacular as bulk online Lady Catalogues are, my interest is in the detail. One popular specific self-descriptor is that of "sexy", as in:
"...I'm a sexy, giving, mother of two looking to find a real man..."
I see. A cynic might translate this as:
"...I like sex (a lot) but will be restricted by these damn kids and your own dick's reliability..."
But I'm not a cynic. I'm a realist, and therefore think that sexiness lies in the eye of the beholder. Surely I get to determine if you're sexy?...And your very presence online contraindicates.
Hmmm. Perhaps I am a cynic.
Bottoms Up, Self- Assessors.
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