~ Find one ripe woman whose divorce finalized within the last week.
~ Add five of her sorority sisters in town for the weekend.
~ Wrap all six in sexy dresses and tasty heels.
~ Supply them with two cars and designated drivers for the night.
~ Marinate the ladies in quality vodka and just enough bar snacks.
Serve to any lecherous man within five-inch heel walking distance.
After a couple of hours and three nightspots, the mission of the night became clear - to find the recently singlefied Sister a new man. In essence, her married Greeks chat up whatever blokes they found with complete deniability - it's not for them, they're finding a new dude for her.
They're buffing her lucky. (Peals of uninhibited laughter.)
Bottoms Up, Pledgers.
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