Hey. I hear you and {the girlfriend} have split.*
Yeah. We're in foreclosure.
How so?
Well, we figured that neither one of us had been making payments on the relationship for a while.
So we just let it slide. Let the bank take it back, you know.
That seems kinda bloodless. You two had been together for, what, two years?
*shrugs* I guess. But when you're that far upside-down, sometimes there's nothing else to do.
And what if someone picks her up as a short sale?
You can be a real prick, you know that?
Bottoms Up, Investors.
* Me talking.
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