I didn't quite find my point with this post; Stop/Start. How about a fresh start - from the beginning maestro.
Tap tap.
When the time comes for the the first shag, it's best to keep everything pretty simple. In my experience, that is. You horny sexual gymnast kink-monsters with libidos like mountain ranges and parts that never stop can get away with anything. This is your regular, slightly mystified male talking here.
Notwithstanding any prior conversations or imaginings, there is no way to know what she's like when the carnal beast within is released.
:-> She might say she gives the best head in the world, but what's the standard by which we measure that?
:-> Quite possibly she's open to anything you might ask, but how smart is it to ask for sex over a barstool on the very first shot?
:-> She talks a big game about wanting it all the time - alright, let's get a hotel room for a week and check it out.
No. The wise man who is about to dip his wick for the first time shows control by reigning in his outlier predelictions. He captures the black swan and discreetly deposits it in the henhouse for a while. One step at a time, Junior Wombat. The Bonk Bus is best enjoyed as a long ride up the mountain, not a scamper to the top and a BASE jump.
Bottoms Up, Gradual Learners.
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