Tuesday, November 16, 2010
If You Touch My Junk...
...I'll buy you a drink.
Those of us with a pulse spend an inordinate amount of our lives finding just the right person to touch our junk.
The US federal government is so responsive to the needs of the citizenry that it created an entire bureaucracy to touch your most reactive parts on demand. All you need is an airline boarding pass.
Two changes only needed to current Transportation Sexual-molestation Administration policy:
a. Ditch that homo requirement for only same-sex touch-ups. Viva the power of choice.
b. Offer extended-length junk-touching sessions.
Bottoms Up, High Flyers!
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