Toss a Virgin into a Volcano

Volcanic woman pic credit.

As a sexo-religious gig, tossing a virgin into a volcano didn't last. I think I know why: Because corrupt Virgin Suppliers began swapping out real virgins for not-so-virgins and the Gods weren't impressed. Hence the death of civilizations based on intact Hymens.

The value of the virgin to Gods escapes me. Are Gods abominated by women the way they are created? Do Gods really believe that female value changes after the first tedious sticky fumbling? Is a womanly use-by date based on busting the seal?

Look, it's pretty clear we've come a long way from dragging unsullied babes to mountain tops for the greater good. Maybe the logic of it - okay, the harvest failed this year...I know! It's because of those damnable virgins! - came to light. Perhaps the correlation factor became obvious. Perhaps the Gods were playing us for fools. Whatever happened, the value of the virgin as an object of summary boiling in molten rock shifted.

Today, I am happy to see that our thinking has changed. The rise of the woman as a sexual being outside of reproduction eclipses the value of the virgin. Any thinking man completely gets the relative value of the orgasmic, enthusiastic and experienced female. Thank the Gods for Cougars and Pumas and all the other Big Pussies of the wild. Let's face it, the taking of virginity is all about domination and subjugation - poor competition for a willing non-virgin.

Willing non-virgins of all ages, I heart you.




Bottoms Up, Lovers.