Awesome though female liberation is, it has a few kinks. (No, not those kind of kinks you Ponyplay/S&M/Doctor&Nurse/PublicSex/Latex/Goretex/Wrapping/Bondage/Lingerie/Swinging devotees, you.)
Kinks that spring to mind are the kind which lead to misunderstandings. Mostly they're misunderstandings of intention, along these lines:
He's cute and I like him. Why won't he fuck me?
Right, let us begin.
1. He might want to fuck you, but just not right now. No reason.
2. He might want to fuck you, but wants to make sure...of something he might not be able to articulate.
3. He might want to fuck you, but wants you to stop being the aggressor so he can do it his way.
4. He might want to fuck you but just has a lot on his mind right about now.
5. He might want to fuck you, but needs time to work out something you know nothing about.
6. He might want to fuck you, but wants to tell you something first.
7. He might want to fuck you, but wants to make sure it doesn't stop at one.
8. He might want to fuck you, but within the confines of some kind of commitment.
And so on.
Or he might NOT want to fuck you, but can't bring himself to say the words. No man wants to say:
I don't know why, but I cannot fuck you.
Nothing good ever comes from that statement.
Bottoms Up, Kinksters.
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