Friday Fluffer - Bigger is Better Unless It's Too Big

The Friday Fluffer is nothing without the kind of information headlined as follows:

Study reveals well-endowed men get the girls.

New research has shown that 21st century females are far more similar to their cavewomen ancestors than originally thought, because the size of a man's penis still plays a key role in deciding how attractive a woman rates him. 

Oh dear. Maybe all y'all aren't as sophisticated as you thought. But wait... 

In what may come as a relief to many men, manhood must not be so large that it appears out of proportion to the rest of his body. 

Wait a second! I thought you said that size was key? So the big swinging dick gets the girls, unless he doesn't because his cock brushes the ground.

Sheesh. Read for yourself and see if you can figure it out...

UK Daily Mail Online - Size Really Does Matter In The Bedroom.



Bottoms Up, Capacious Ones.

Friday Fluffer - It's Just A Weird Situation All Round

Elle Macpherson pic credit.

Not that Elle would ever be a fluffer. Although who knows what floats her 155' boat?

For the last Friday Fluffer of 2011, I give you the BEST way yet discovered to create pet names. Actually, I'm serious. This works, if only for a laugh. SFW.





Bottoms Up Sexy Candy Pandas.

Friday Fluffer - Cowboys like Cowgirls

Coworkers are more likely to end up with each other, so it's no surprise that love blooms between the chaps. Cowboys and cowgirls too are getting it on all over the place, although it's likely most of them have never roped anything more than soap. City Cowpersons in Honda Civics outnumber Horseborne Cowpersons approx. 1000 to 1.

Country music (in the form of Big & Rich) supplied a public service announcement against animal cruelty with their tune "Save a Horse [Ride a Cowboy]." Seemingly obvious advice, but wait until you've been on a month-long cattle drive - Trigger will begin to look mighty attractive, if a somewhat sloppy kisser.

For the horseless Urban Cowboy out there who likes his morning latte, THIS coffee store is for you.

Cowgirl Espresso :-) <-----Link Safe For Work




Bottoms Up, Cowpats!

Interested in Cowgirl Yoga? That's where the picture's from [link]