At a recent Saturday night party...
Wombat: You said you hadn't been out much in three years.
Meredith: Yeah. Bad divorce. I only felt like being alone.
Wombat: Shit. That must have sent you nuts. Just staying at home, that is.
Meredith: Oh, for sure.
Wombat (jocularly): On a scale of one to ten, how crazy are you, Meredith?
Meredith (matter-of-factly): I'd say...around fifty-six or -seven.
Wombat (with fading smile) : * crickets *
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Bottoms Up, Fellow Crazies.
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