English gives us so many ways. We can fuck her, shag her, give her one, bonk her, boink her, make her day, give her wotfer.
There's hiding the sausage, boffing, humping, screwing, boning, driving the pink bus home and, simply, making love.
One euphemism I'm not so sure of is nailing her. Nailing her has overtones of carpentry, an odd juxtaposition of trade and, well, rough trade.
Nailing a woman is a conquest. Domination - of the hammer over the nail - is the name of the game, in the same way that attaching two pieces of wood together demonstrates domination of man over lumber.
Unfair a generalization it might be, but whenever I hear a guy boasting that he nailed a dame...I wonder if the dame knows the affair is over. Do men ever re-visit a driven nail?
Nailing = The End.
Bottoms Up, Brazilian Nut Woods.
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