Showing posts with label insanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insanity. Show all posts

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Separating Wheat from Chaff



Grain silos are dangerous. Fall into the top of one and you might end up suffocating as you struggle to escape, buried alive. There are trucks itching to run you over. Augers want to rip your hand off. And an empty silo can be full of explosive dust. No smoking, thankyouverymuch.

I'll resist the (strong) temptation to compare love to grain silos. Of course love doesn't physically injur anyone. But it can feel nearly as rotten then things turn bad.

My first grain silo accident happened when I had to move cities for a job. She was a friend turned lover, IMO still the best way to find the someone. She stayed, I left. We corresponded, I was busy. She found someone else, I discovered heartbreak. Only sleep soothed.

The loss wasn't fatal, however, and hope regenerated. Another crop came in. I know now the poor odds of success if you're in a long distance relationship.

Separating wheat from chaff. As long as it doesn't kill you. 




Bottoms Up, Croppers.


Thursday, August 5, 2010

Friday Fluffer - Gaga is Gaga


In a recent interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Lady Gaga said she tries to abstain from sex because she is afraid to lose her creative energy.

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina." {Emphasis mine.}

The singer admits she doesn’t trust anyone and don’t know if she will ever have.

"I’m always alone."



Can't think why.



Bottoms Up, Vaginal Expellers!




Pic from here [link]