Frankly, there's no guidance as to where souerkraut and sex meet.
You have objections as to the introduction of fermented cabbage into love-making, and I don't blame you: sauerkraut is as much an acquired taste as pussy, especially if you're young and inexperienced.
Soon, my young man, you'll be sniffing the air.
Bottoms Up, Sausage Eaters!
